Roger The Alien Regenerates Into SomeGreyBloke

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hQW9V-LvTo

"You Need A Haircut". Thank You For Your Comment. A Fuck Shall Attempted To Be Given In Due Course...

I haven’t had a haircut in a year. The only thing I am fearing now is the longevity of the cut that will come if I decide to have one.

People occasionally say “get a haircut” or “When are you getting a haircut Tim?” to me. I reply to this usually with “I don’t know”, but I actually get irritated that they ask this. I don’t say it to them and I never thought about saying it to anyone. And, of course, you don’t see girls getting asked these questions do you?

Another thing that annoys me is when people say “Get a shave” when the incorrectly named “Bum fluff” is still growing on my face. Surely this should be called “Face fluff” instead? And anyway, it doesn’t grow fully for 2 weeks for me. I can’t wait for the stubble to come, but I have noticed that, like every other hair on my body, my “face fluff” is turning ginger. I feel like “Timmy” from South Park now. Ironic that.

I am also being quite efficient aswell in that I am saving money by not getting haircuts every 3/4 months. This extra money I have saved could come in handy if Gordon Brown decides to come back… I mean, er, if a recession arrives at our planet. Yeah.

Of course, I am growing my hair because I feel like it. It doesn’t feel that long to me, but it is noticeable to me after I’ve had a shower. I think of my hair as relatively short, as a lot of people might if they saw my head.

So to conclude, if you’re one of these people who enjoy telling people with medium sized hair that they need a haircut, perhaps you should go to the hairdressers and have a haircut. Either that, or you can watch somebody else have one and stop telling me to get one as you would probably get more entertainment like this.

Lindsay Lohan

The other night, I heard Lindsay Lohan had been sent to prison. Whatsmore, she’s getting sent to rehab after it! I couldn’t help laughing at this, but now I fear she may follow Amy Winebrewery and write a song about saying “No” to rehab.

I also laughed when I heard she was in prison for “84 minutes”. Did she just go in, watch a movie and leave again?